Got Gas?

It's really burry out. This morning it was about 25 degrees. "It feels like 17" as the weather thing online said.
How does one determine that? Really? Do they have some kind of thing under their skin telling them what something feels like?
I actually got up early this morning. I didn't leave until 7:30 am. It always takes me forever. I had this idea to get up early in the morning and give belly dancing a shot. Nope, and it ain't happening anytime soon.
I was driving on fumes this morning. I figured if I waited long enough it wouldn't have to run on gasoline anymore. It doesn't work. Go figure.
I make it to Boise. I was thinking the first gas station I make it to I will fill er up. They make gas stations so annoying. There is one on Garrity that beeps at really high decibels. It shouldn't even be legal.
I make it to a Shell station. They make it even more annoying now that you can't really go in and pay in person. They depend so much on selling crap that you don't need they sell it at a high price. I really hate that screen now. I just want to fill my gas tank and go.
"Would you like to buy a car wash?" said the gas tank.
"Does it really look like the kind of weather to wash my car?" I bite back.
"Would you like a coffee?"
"No."
"How about a newspaper?"
"NO."
"How about a back massage?"
"No! I'm freezing my ass off, now let me get some gas and go before I'm late for work!"