Really?!

I'm So Hot My Stalkers Are in Therapy Groups

Or however it goes. Sometimes I have stalkers and don't even know it. People don't just up to me and tell me that they like me or hate me. I don't think they want to know what the results are if they dislike me.
Tonya better watch her back, that is all I have to say. She has a jealousy issue. I'm hotter and I have her boyfriend. BFD. There are plenty of fish in the sea you stinky skanky cow.
Last night, a branch was ripped from my tree. I really don't give a hoot but it upset Paul a little. I could really care less because I don't want that tree to be there let alone the branches.
Today, on my way home I was on the phone with Paul and he told me that something was keeping Leslie from putting the key in the door knob. He also told me that Tonya wrote him a message. She told him that he was seeing me and that we hit it off pretty good. She also asked him if we had seen any mail. Quite strange. He was able to get into my house and Leslie was not.
I put my key into the doorknob and my key would not go in all the way in. Something was broken in the doorknob. I have reason to believe that it is Tonya.
I called the police. There is supposed to be someone coming and taking a look and extra patrol in the area. I have someone I am going to call tomorrow about keeping an eye on my house.
I am not impressed. I think people are trying to make me move but I cannot move. I don't have a way to sell my house and leave because of the economy. I haven't even been here for three years yet. It better not be her because she will have a black, stormy cloud heading her way.

Dumb da Dumb Dumb Dumb

And here I found another dumb moment in the USA. Is anyone thinking of Catch Me If You Can?

CHICAGO - A 14-year-old boy accused of impersonating a police officer and going on patrol has pleaded not guilty.

The teenager appeared in a juvenile courtroom on Monday with his hands cuffed behind his back. A judge ordered that he be held at the juvenile center because he could pose a danger to himself.

On Saturday the teen, wearing an officer's uniform, walked into a police station and was assigned to go on patrol. He partnered with another officer for about five hours before the ruse was discovered.

The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.

Police said they were investigating how the deception went undetected for so long in what they described as a serious security breach.

Police didn't identify the boy because of his age. He has been charged as a juvenile.

Dugan said the boy looks older than 14 and was motivated by a desire to be an officer, not malice or "ill intent."

The boy once took part in a Chicago program for youth interested in policing, so he would have been familiar with some procedures, perhaps helping him blend in, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said.

The Rev. Roosevelt Watkins said the boy had lived with him for much of the past year and is fascinated by police work.

Fun

Yesterday, I took Paul over to meet mom. I came over to meet Tim and do something fun. Went and ate some caterpillar rolls and spider rolls. Saw Inkheart, which was pretty awesome. Then we played contract rummy.
We went home and had some burgers and griped about the cats. I know I have to contact animal control when it comes down to animals running everywhere. My new room mate suggested calling the number for nuisances. I know that they are not a help in the situation. I called them to prove it to Paul. He is having a hard time understanding what the nuisance means. I told him it is not the animals. You would think it would be obvious since there is animal control. He said that cats will be vanishing, it's not going to work that way. If I have to rent live traps, I am going to buy them. I don't see why I should bring them over to the animal shelter.
The lady there suggested taking it up in city council. There is a law on how many dogs you can have. You can only have two. You can have as many cats you want. I really doubt it would work out in the long run. I'm thinking of writing a letter and finding out who I can send it to. The law on dogs came from somewhere.
Right now, I wait for a plumber. It never fails, I have to have someone come and fix something. Beside my gas there is a pounding gurgling noise. It does it when the water is ran in the kitchen, bathroom, and washing machine. There has been low water pressure. I just want to relax, it's my day off.

The War

I cannot stress enough that I hate stray cats. These animals are diseased. They are sick they really should be put down. There should be a regulation. A regulation could very well make Nampa less stinky.
I have been plotting against my neighborhood. I think they are trying to make me move. I found out where the idiot that lets his dog poop in my yard lives. I have seen him walking down Sherman.
I was getting things ready for a list for my car. I looked at my yard and noticed how many presents the cats had left for me. I am so disgusted. Everyone keeps on stepping in cat crap. By the way, they are starting to claw my house after they pee on my door. This is going to end.
I have been plotting ways to make this stop. I have tried spraying critter ridder on my fence and yard. It only works for a short time frame. Someone suggested cinnamon. I doubt that would work. Dad suggested moth balls but then it would mess up my whole entire yard.
I can't shoot them with a BB gun. Catching them would be a waste of time, money, and effort. I'm already tired from cleaning up after them. I have been going over many thoughts, some may even be inhumane. I may have some aggressive thoughts because I am a bit mad.
One of my ideas is that electrical wire. You know, that wire they have on the fence to keep the cows from running off? Yeah, I want to line the top of my fence with it. Greg told me that it might be a bad idea because the squirrels would be gone as well.
I had called the animal shelter and they told me that if I caught them I could bring them in. Here is the catch, I have to get my own trap.
On my way to Boise with Paul, we were talking about paint ball. Paint ball...hey, I got an idea! I have been looking into paint balls. I tried to see if it would be illegal. I have no clue who to speak to. Would it be considered as using it as a weapon? I have read that it would bruise the cat. If I hit it in it's hind quarters. It might be a bad idea, I might try to hit the animal in the head.
I think it would be fun to keep a paint ball gun in my car. That way when I pull up my drive way and see a cat I can fire at will. I can also start shooting at that jerk that walks his dog by my front yard. I'll make sure I'll get a bright pink.

The Big Mix Up

Yet again, I had some weird dreams. I wish I could remember. I have been having some waking me up all stressed out.
I had a dream where I was at my own wedding and someone brought the wrong rings. They brought some novelty rings.
I had been looking at different wedding things. I'm getting weirder. I want my wedding dress to have peacock feathers, pearls, and a combination of different dresses I had been looking at. I'm not really a girlie girl. Honest. It's so much fun to look at this stuff and plan different things. I was thinking maybe an 80's style reception. Then I saw a picture of a flapper and I though maybe I could have a 20's style one. I keep on looking at beach style things as well. I like shells and sea animals. I could do this all day. It's really relaxing. Maybe I should become a wedding planner.
By the way, in case I had mentioned it, I really like Obama. There was some shin dig going on with HBO. There was a huge concert that has been playing. I recorded it but it bored me. I was more thrilled with the inauguration. I went to work and it was playing on all of the televisions. I go into class and the trainer was looking for CNN.
I love him. My thrill turned into comfort. He has such a cool presence and knows what to say. I know, I'm days too late. I have been super busy.

A Little Excitement

Good thing I got up early this morning. Even though I was begged to stay in bed. I got up. Even though he said that the snow was melting, I left. I would not have made it to work on time.
Garrity had a ton of cars leading to the I-84. The cars were not moving very far. I went past them and got stuck on Franklin. There was an accident by the cheese factory. I flipped a bitch and went to Cherry Lane.
I gave up at that point. There was an accident that just barely got cleared off the road. As I drove past, I saw a white Mustang all crunched up and upside down. I got to thinking.
There has been a ton of drama taking place at dad's house. He had to watch Shykia for a little bit. When it rains it pours. I thought it was Andrew's car. So, I got in touch with Athena. They were not quite out of the house yet. Hurray.
One more week of training. Then the next I am back on the phone on a new team and a new shift.

Jokes

I am still in training. Learning a few things and getting a refresher course. I hardly have had the computer on. I have had it on so Paul can get a better job.
It's been fun. Actually, it has been quite boring. I go to work a little bit later and get out a little earlier. I'm not getting the extra money due to leaving before 7pm. My boss had to fight to help me keep my incentive. It wasn't even by choice where I was. The plan was to take the incentive away because I had already been through the training. Good thing I was not there, whoever said it would have received an ear full from me. Kudos to my boss person for defending me.
Maybe it may be fun. I learned a few jokes that I thought I should share. They are funny. We had a cheesy joke time during one lunch. Here it goes.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a brown cow? Give up? A brown chicka brown cow.

What do you get when you have a deer that can't see? I have no eye deer!

So, today the trainer started to ask us questions after lunch. I think she was trying to liven us up a bit. Everyone has been a little groggy.

Trainer, "Can anyone give me the definition for information?"
One person, "To receive knowledge."
Trainer, "Close."
Another person, "To share knowledge with another."
Trainer, "No, but close." In the mean time I am watching the geese and I think she glanced over at them as well. "The definition for information is the form that geese take when flying."
Ha, get it? In formation! There you have it. Now, I am going to go to bed. I have to get up early because it is snowing. Yay!

The Mall Crawl

Had the day off yesterday and today. I wanted to take Paul to the Flicks but there wasn't anything interesting playing there. I would like to see Doubt. I know, you can see the stuff in the news but the movie looks pretty good.
So, we went to Cobby's. That place is my favorite restaurant. They have the best turkey and avocado sandwich. We went to Savers. I needed to see if I could find more sweaters, which I didn't. Then I tried on some pants. One was not the right size and the other had a hole in it.
I decided to go to the mall. I have been going to Wet Seal because clothes there are a little cheaper and stylish. I got a sweater and a cool blue top. I will return and get the pink one and a red one. I'm so girly.
I always swing by Pet City. I can't help but feel offended by that place sometimes. If you ask them where they get the dogs and they have no idea. How can they be AKC registered? If they are from a puppy mill, why sell them for a high price when you can get a purebred animal from the newspaper?
This round there was a clearance bin. A clearance bin? It seems a little offensive to me. It's like saying nobody wants those dogs. The dogs are cute. I want the one that looks like a mop. If a dog is on clearance, they should give it away.
At the back of the store there were two tiny schnauzer puppies. One was black and the other was salt and pepper. The black one was so adorable. He was looking at us like he wanted out. I wouldn't blame him. There was no mat or anything to sleep on. I wanted to take the puppy so bad. I wonder what Frank would think of a new brother or sister. I would name it Valentine.
Today is Paul's birthday. I want to take him to this cocktail bar that I found. He went to Twin Falls, he has been waiting for a check. When he gets back I'll take him out.

Many Thanks

I woke up this morning and I remembered something. I have these thank-you cards ready to be sent. I don't have any one's address.
I really never had been any good with sending any thanks or letters to anyone. I haven't had much practice. I never taken etiquette either so I'm no good when it comes what is proper and what is not.
This day in age, we are pretty virtual. Today, we sent invitations my text and email. I hate text. I find it to be a cowardly act next to threatening someone and running away from a fight. Email, I'm pretty cool with. In fact, I think I will send email.
I really like getting stuff in the mail. I like letters and I like invites. I like to feel the paper in my fingers. You can't believe how thrilled I was when I got an invitation for a baby shower for a couple girls. I was even more so with Shannon's invites. I got a formal invite to a bridal shower and the wedding.
I have fun with that kind of stuff. I have a scrapbook that mom gave me a while ago. I have things ranging from things I have done and things I went to. I guess I like to put things in there. I also like feeling welcome. Like anyone.

Cha cha cha changes

Well, more many firsts to come. I cooked my first cube steak compliments of mom. It turned out great. I found a recipe on Recipezaar of cube steak and milk gravy. Turned out yummy. The meat did stuff I didn't expect.
I put an ad in the paper for another room mate. Only two guys called. One of the guys sister called and talked to me about the room as well. He is divorced and works plenty. We shall see how this works, if it works at all. We are still working on setting up a way for him to move in.
I was driving up the I-84 and noticed a change. I'm not talking about the many lane changes that have been taking place for the past few months. Do you remember Boondocks? It was just Boondocks not to long ago. Now, it is Wahzoos.
Now, I'm going to take a look at some stuff to do on Sunday. If mom isn't busy.

More Digital Stuff

So, I have been watching the digital transition crap. All kinds of stuff had been going on since 2005 when it was announced that television is the most important thing next to the air that we breathe. Just kidding, however, the time is coming that we must buy more crap to watch TV.
Yes, with things being digitized, programming is capsulized to make more space. Instead of doing this, I think we should clean up our mess of satellites in space. We have polluted outer space with satellites. We could make the task of hiring a clean up crew. No, it costs way too much money!
Why on earth do we do this? All we watch is the boob tube. What is the obsession with television? What exactly did we do before TV? Do chores. Make plays. Go to ho downs. I don't know, I wasn't alive then.
Pretty soon, we will have the television embedded into our head. All we would have to do is plug YouTube into this port in our ear.
Don't we have more important things to do? Gas is going back up. Why don't we get together and make a new fuel source instead of depending on some pig who doesn't care about us or the other people's lives they destroy? Just a thought. Yeah, the gas...it is supposed to be taking care of the roads. Isn't that what taxes are for? Who knows, I apparently may not even know.
Or maybe a cure for viruses. There's another thought. Perhaps a better education for the children? But, television? Come on!
Chew on this, there was a report about a relapse on buying HD television sets. Seriously, who actually would like to buy something expensive when you may already have a TV set. Then buy a converter box, then an antenna, and perhaps pay for more television service? I don't know about you, but I think we are a bunch of suckers.
Even Obama was talking about holding off on the transition. The economy sucks, who is going to be able to afford something that ranges between $150 and $7,000? I certainly couldn't. I had to use a credit card to buy my HD television. Granted I already have a TV set and DirecTv. However, I am not prepared if I was to not have that service.
Even so, I still have my huge collection of movies that I can just pop into my DVD player or my VHS. So, HA!

Ready?

Poor Frank

The guys were playing last night. Frank already got over being sore. Him and Paul were running all over the house last night. The moment Frank yipped, I knew he was going to be sore again.
Sure enough, he is sore today. He is a little nervous about jumping onto the bed and going anywhere else in the house that involves stairs.
Another strange thing is that he has bumps on his backside. He has had these scabs on his back since he had fleas. I put Neosporin on them and they kind of went away. Now, he has a couple new bumps. One of them is a little bigger than the previous ones. I am a little concerned.
Hopefully, I can take him to the vet. I have yet to call them and see how much a visit would be.

Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend??

It does not take expensive things to make me happy. You give me a diamond I look at it like it is an ordinary rock. I do wear the ear rings that grandma gave to me. Not very often though.
Paul and I went and did random stuff yesterday. Nothing in particular. He wants to get me a gift. I only wanted to show him stuff that I like. We went into K Jeweler. Mediocre variety. We went to Samuel's Jewelers. I tried on a couple.
Not much of a sales pitch. The guy behind the counter wrote down the stuff that I liked. There is a sale going on. Isn't there always one at the mall?? I came across this shiny number that you need sunglasses for. It was for a couple thousand. Then we went to Helzberg.
The sales guy knows his stuff and cares a great deal about his product. He gave us a run down on his favorites. I checked out this one that was really heavy and about $9,000. Yep, Caroline went back into her case quite quickly. The guy talked and talked and talked. Gave a run down on the history of the company, warranty, what to look for. I found this fun one called Sophia. The man was obsessed with the "masterpiece" collection. Which is really quite shiny and cut to perfection.
He brought us back to the microscope and showed us the difference between the two rings. Then he showed us how to identify the ring if it were lost or stolen. There are a bunch of tiny numbers engraved on the rim of the diamond. It's probably not called the rim but that's what it looked like.
We went home empty handed. I don't want a diamond ring. We are not even married or engaged. Then I decided to have a little fun at home. I looked at dresses. This crap is expensive. I looked at all the little details for a wedding. Party favors, champagne glasses, pillow for the ring, the candles, etc etc. Where would we get married? I would like it to be somewhere in Washington.
It would be a weird thing for me. I'm not into spending money on things like that. Not only that, it is a religious ceremony. I'm not really a religious person. Though I thought the preacher for Shannon's wedding was captivating.
I don't even know if I would want to get married. If so, I don't know if it would be with him. He does do a ton of stuff for me even though he doesn't have much. He fixed my heater for me. He knows how to landscape. He has had different jobs including one for the government as well as an animal shelter. He will be 28 on the 19th. He has a four year old for a daughter.
It could happen. I have been doing a ton of stuff for the past year that is even out of character for me. This round, I stole some girls boyfriend. But, damn it, she pissed me off, him off, and even bugged Leslie.
The ring, it did thrill me a little. I would rather start with something small. You know what I mean? That way if it does not work out it won't be such a big deal. I told him I like beads. Beads can look pretty. This morning I woke up stressed out. I whisper in his ear, "How about a puppy instead?"

Joke

A man walks up to this lady and says, "I want to get in your panties."
The lady says, "No thanks, I already have an asshole in there."

Lick Lick Lick

Frank has been in the habit of licking his paws. I never noticed until mom was clipping his hair. I have become self conscious about it.
Paul worked at an animal shelter and said that it would be a nervous habit. Leslie said that it could be food allergies. Mom says it could be a nervous habit. Which one would I go with?
I looked online and read about possible allergies or a nervous habit as well. I was thinking of possibly having him wear socks. I pay attention to him. I do lock him up for many hours of the day though. I have been sprinkling pepper on his paws and it works for a little bit.
He also has this thing on his nose. Leslie suggested that maybe his nose is running. I'd take him to the vet but right now, I cannot afford it.
There have been a number of animal behaviour going on around my home. The cats have flocked to my yard and pooped in it. It has got to the point where it embarrasses me when a guest comes over. Now, they are pissing on my home and clawing my house. There is going to be a battle going down. There are going to be many traps and many cats are going to vanish.
There is also odd human behaviour going on. I had already chewed out my neighbor for bringing his dog to my yard. I also had the neighbor across the street get in trouble for animal at large. Someone is still having their dog in my yard. I really better not catch them or their are going to be some complaints filed and there will be fines.
I am getting tired of it. My neighbors are going to hate me. They had been doing things to rack my nerves. I have to clean up after them. These pigs throw their garbage into my yard. They let their little brats play on my property. The animals are completely out of control and destroying my home.
There will be a barrier made along the fence. They will have their yard flooded. Cats are going to the animal shelter and hopefully they put these diseased ridden felines down.
I can understand if things go on every once in a while. Everything has been quite excessive. I am annoyed and things are going to get done about their disregard for others.

Getting All Amped

My stress level has not been high has as it has been. I got that skanky ho out of my house. I don't go to work a little bit later today. I start my training on Tuesday.
Lately, I have been having dreams that are more strange than usual. Twice I have had dreams about David Duchovny. I had a dream about Batman with George Clooney with all of these magazines about the director.
The other day I had a dream about one of my associates being dishonest with his time card. I was so amped about it. I was all like, "I must tell the boss when I see her!" Then I woke up and I was still about ready to tell her. I did tell her about the crazy dream I had.
Then this morning I woke up all stressed out about something that didn't really happen. I had the oddest dream that I was losing gas. I would get up and go to work and have to fill my gas tank and I filled it not too long ago. When I looked at the car, which was something like a Granada, the whole bottom of the car was dripping. There was a hole in the gas tank and somehow I had to get it fixed. I was stressing because it was going to be expensive. Then other people were like, why don't you get another car? I don't want to get another car, my car was just fine. Finally I woke up. Phew, don't need a new gas tank.

Leave It To Me

Happy New Year! Happy belated birthday mom! I want to call but I don't know if you have your cell phone and I don't know if I have Carla's number. I think I do. Now is the time to celebrate people. I think my brave jump had made some changes.
I came into work in my usual manner. Not the one with professionalism where I would wear a suit. I donned a blue wig. That's right. I went out and got a wig and I decided to wear it to work and be called a smurfett. There are a wide variety of people that work and some have pink hair. Why not?
My boss lady had sat beside me after I was on a call. She asked me if I would like to attend retention cross training. Hell yes!! Give me back my anxiety. I'm having a power trip attack here. Guess what, I am getting my position back. Things are starting to look up. I won't even care if I don't have any room mates here at all. Thank God!
So, I was intending on going to the Balcony for New Years. I had sent messages to Athena to find out how much it was. We opted to go to the Busted Shovel. By the time that decision was made, I was dressed like some kind of a raver chick. I had my short dress on with striped stockings and the pink platforms that mom hates to death.
The very moment I opened the door to the biker bar, there were some stunned folks. Somehow, I didn't fit in. I found my sister and we drank some lemon drops, beer, and champagne. What a combination.
My wig would not stay on. I had worn it to work and along with some headsets. My wig was fussed over. There were a slew of compliments. Yes, Idaho, you will be seeing this blue haired girl again soon.
I woke up at the crack of dawn this morning. I cleaned house and drug Paul out of bed for French toast and to run around Wally World.