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I went to see Dane Cook last night; it was awesome! I was pretty close to the stage, it was almost like I was standing in front of him. The wait was a pain in the ass. I made it early, I hoped to have somewhere to at least sit and wait...where it is warm. The Idaho Center is more ideal for the summer time, I think.
The ticket cost me $74. Third row from Dane. The seating sucked simply because of the fact that they use the same chairs that schools use in the auditorium. The plastic ones that you can latch together. It's bad enough I work somewhere that is not ergonomically correct, I have to sit in the most uncomfortable chairs that took a chunk of my paycheck. Sheesh. They made the Morrison Center look even better.
There were three comedians that opened. The first guy was hilarious. The second guy was hardly funny, in fact, he sucked. The third guy, he was pretty funny. I had such a fun time, I hope he comes back again. I hope it is sooner than a few years.
What else have I been up to? Not much, moping around. One guy I was trying to meet pretty much gave me the run around. He kept having an excuse. If you do not want to meet someone, DON'T FUCKING SAY YOUR GOING TO MEET THEM MORON!! In the middle of this fiasco, Josh sent me a comment. I thought he hated me.
Evidently, Josh is someone I had met before. Back when that prick Jeff was still alive and kicking. Josh is someone who gave me my first stripper experience. Yes, I watched strippers and I got a lap dance. He also taught me how to break when playing pool.
One day, I had Josh over when I was living at Rob's. Jeff was starting shit and put a STD fact sheet on the windshield of my car. Then Liz was harassing me (which is a double standard because she told me not too long before that she had genital warts and HPV). So, I went totally ape shit and spent the day fighting with those assholes.
Not too long after this incident, Josh was not speaking to me. I cannot remember, but it ended abruptly. This made me even more upset at Jeff.
So, about four years later, he is speaking to me. Main issue, I do not speak. Well, I'm shy and it takes me a little bit to warm up. Not to mention I speak more now because I do not have anyone telling me what I can and cannot say.
To make matters more interesting...before I get into it; MANY people have a criminal record in Idaho. I cannot think of very many people who have not been arrested. That aside, yes, I just got rid of a douche bag. But, he kept doing shit and hiding it from me. Anyway, Josh vanished because he was in prison for violating is probation. Back when he was 18, he stole a car radio. From what I looked up, he drove without privileges and that will get you arrested. Don't believe me? Ask Doug.
Josh makes me feel warm and fuzzy. He is someone I think of all day long. Perhaps we did have something before and I like him. I think he is a fantastic person. Hopefully, it will work out with him and maybe everyone will get a chance to meet him.